Characters:
Sebashtain Clemintine
Gilbert Gusher
Dr. Robert Eyefish
Ducky Rub
Mrs. RappleApplesteinGreen
Snoop Dogg
S: Oh boy I can't believe daddy let us go out in the forest to go hunting!!
G: Yeah your daddyth real nicth
S: I think I dun heard something in the distance CROUCH`1
*long pause to hear what was going on*
G: Maybe it was the the wind or a breeth
S: I hope it was something to bring back to Fernie
G: Whoths Fernie?
S: Fernie is my cat dang nabbit (screaming)
G: Well jees i'm thorry
S: Yeah you better be you almost hurteted my feelings *crying tone* STAND
G: Hey remember when you almosth died because you almost shot yourself!
S: Dat ain't funny Gilbert
G: HAAHAHA
S: You-you-you know what your a bully and I dont like it (pushes Gilbert and Sebashtain falls)
G: Really?
S: Momma always said I need to get my anger out somehow
G: Okay well how about we find something to get it out
S: Well I can shoot something to get it out
G: Yeah okay... sureeee
S: Oh it's a rat lookin thangy over there
G: i dont think that's what you think it is
S: then what do you think it is?
G: to be honest i don't even know what that is
S: Oh well i'm just gonna shoot it anyway
G: Okay!! Just be careful
S: *Shoots and grazes Gilbert's head taking hair off of his head*
G I think the bullet thangyis heading my way *confused* OH IT HEADING MY WAY
S: get down!
G: Why is it taking so long *Touches hair* oh its gots my hair it like burned off
S:HAHAHA that was fun let's do it again * attempts to shoot again but Gilbert pushes the gun down*
G: How about we not shoot it again please
S: Okay!! *makes front teeth pop out
G: I'm going to the bathroom
S: lemme go with you
G: what no don't
S: No i want to go to
G: *deep breath* You know what nevermind
S: Yeah nevermind *boastful*
G: Let's actually find something
S:Let's ask them for help *looks at audience* do you want to help us find... what were we looking for?
G: Something to hunt
S: *looks at audience* nevermind
G: I think I see an animal
S:No i don't think it is
G: Then what is it
S: Oh snap look it's a flutter creature of some sorts. I'm just gonna shoot it
G WAIT
*shoots* *falls back due to the power of the gun*
G: oh gosh Sebashtain are you okay
S:*in a light English accent* I think i'm quite alright Gilbert
G: HA you funny buddy you got a funny accent thing. Oh you like sound one of em smart people
S: Indeed you are quite right Gibert I am indeed intellectually advanced
G: *jaw is dropped* woah
S: Woah is correct. I was a what you call a imbecile or a "bird brain"
G: I don't like you like this Sebashtain I like old Sebashtain
S: Well i'm sorry my dear Gilbert but this is the new and improved me now let's go hunt.
G: *while Sebashtain is walking Gilbert is trying to hit him on the head again to make him normal*
S: *bends down to pick up* Wow look at this lovely Lepidoptera
G: *misses and hits himself*
S: What an astonishing creature!
*hits sebashtain*
*after being knocked out he gets up*
S: Golly i'm glad i'm not smart no more
G: We need to take to the hospital or something!
S: No Sir Gilbert I think i'm quite alright.
G: *talks to himself* How can I get him to sleep and I can just drag him to the hospital?
*has an idea and points* *awkwardly punches Sebashtain and Sebashtain falls to the floor unconscious* *Gilbert drags Sebashtain off stage*
(they arrive at a Hotel not a hospital)
Gilbert has Sebashtain in his arms and drops him because he is weak from carrying him
(Gilbert wakes up)
S: What has occured dear Gilbert?
G:*Punch Sebastian* He's not back to normal we need a nurse!!
Snoop: I'll take him
G: *squints* Are you Snoop Dogg?
Snoop: Indeed, I am and i'm here to help your friend too
G: Wait aren't we supposed to be at a hospital?
Snoop: I don't know but I can take you in my Cadillac
G:Let's go!
Snoop: Okay we arrived. Anything else you want me to help you with
Gilbert: Yeah can you help me bring Sebashtain inside?
Snoop: Ok 1,2,3!!
*snoop tries to pick him up but he is too weak so he drops him*
Gilbert: you okay there snoop can you lift him up?
Snoop: Yeah i can!
*snoop is hyping himself up*
Snoop: I can DO THIS WHOS THE MAN I AM I'M THE MAN NOW LET'S GO!!
*Snoop can barely pick up sebashtain but is really trying*
THEY EXIT
NEXT SCENE
Sebastian: Did they fix me yet? Am I all better??
Dr. Eyefish: Yes.. Well that's what I hope right???
Gilbert: You're the doctor right? You should know
Dr. Eyefish: I don't know I barely passed med school
Gilbert: What can I do to fix him?
Dr. Eyefish: Here is some medicine to help him. I think
Gilbert: At this point we'll try anything so i'll take it.
Dr: Great That'll be 10 pesos
Gilbert: I have a racoon hat will you take that?
Dr: That'll do Mr.....
Gilbert: Gusher. My name is Gilbert Gusher
Dr: Like the snacks Gushers?
Gilbert; Yes *turns to the audience in a normal voice "Hey, ___ here if you use my code GUSHERFANBOY56 you can get 40% discount on every 3 Gusher box you buy
Dr: What was that?
Gilbert: What was what?
Dr. The thing you just did just now....
Gilbert: I'm not sure what you mean but we are going to leave and hopefully this will work
Snoop: To the Caddy!
THEY EXIT DOC STAYS BEHIND
Sebashtain is in the bed groggy
Sebashtain: Golly i had the weirdest dream ever! You were there and Snoop Dogg was there!!! You know i like some Snoop Doggy Dog
Snoop: You called my name? Oh it's you Sebashtain! Whats up man!
*reaches out to give him a handshake*
*Sebashtain passes out*
Snoop: Did i do something?
Gilbert: No he's just a really big fan of you
Snoop: But you guys are country boys i thought you liked Brad Paisley and Jason Aldean and you guys do this dance thing that's super funny
Gilbert: Yeah those are every Saturday nights. ANYWAYS
Snoop: Okay well i'll try not to freak him ou-
Sebashtain wakes up
S: I had this crazy dream and Snoo- *passes out*
G: *sits down* I can' take this
S: Maybe call Ms. RappleApplesteinGreen
G: Good idea! *
Hello? Yes can you come over?
Ok we will-
Rapple: Oh my gosh my baby!!
*touches Sebashtain*
Sebashtain: Who is TOUCHING ME I SWEAR IF IT'S MS- get off ME
Gilbert: Finally we have him back
Rapple: My baby are you okay my goodness how could they do this to you !
Gilbert: You job is done here Ms.RappleApplesteinGreen
Rapple: But is he going to be okay?
Gilbert: Yes he is taking medicine for it
Snoop; Hey umm Tupac is outside and he wants to meet Sebashtain
Gilbert; I thought he was dead?
Snoop: No he's been living it up in the Bahamas vibing ya feel?
Sebashtain rolls off the bed and runs towards the door
Seb: TUPAC??
Snoop: Yeah he's got the Porsche ready to go
Sebashtain: Okay let's head out then!!
Snoop: Oh yeah one more thing.I'm Snoop Doggy Dog
*reaches for handshake again*
Sebashtain: Yeah i know who you are!
Both handshake and Sebashtain finally realized what he said and faints again due to being starstruck.
Gilbert picks him up
G: Okay lets go.. Wait where are we going..
Snoop; CUE IT
California Love starts playing and they ex
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